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When I admit how long it's been since I've had a girlfriend, people gasp.
Their reaction has nothing to do with me being "boyfriend material.
Natasha then wanders in, undresses and climbs into his bed. The episode ends with both sat in the back of an ambulance en route to the hospital; Eddie lets it slip that whilst they were waiting for the ambulance to arrive, he had sex with Natasha, and insists "she was crap anyway." Richie quietly asks Eddie to hand him the defibrillator pads, and electrocutes him through the head.
Richie and Eddie are at Lily Linneker's Love Bureau, a walk-in dating agency in Hammersmith.
After viewing their respective videos, Lily matches Richie with an eloquently-named wealthy aristocrat called Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesly Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, after he blags his application to make it look like he is very well-off.
Because I so rarely check my voice mail, the messages pile up.
In bulk, they remind me of my lack of prospects: Message 1: "Hi Rich, it's Mom."Message 2: "Rich?
After Eddie mistakes, and violently assaults, a cold-caller at the door for Natasha, the pair are eventually interrupted mid-fight when the real Natasha wanders into the dining room.
After a few nervous pleasantries, Eddie/Jives serves up dinner whilst Richie blags his way through his alleged wealth.
He then soon gets down to the route of the matter; sex, and whether she believes in committing the act before marriage, to which she agrees.
Richie goes into overload and disappears upstairs on the promise that she will be up shortly, leaving her alone with Eddie, who becomes suspicious of her interest in Richie.
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